Humor and Witticisms 101 Plus

This book is not a novel, there is no plot. Unless you munch on a page the best way to enjoy the flavor of this book is with a few examples of the book’s contents. Mom, this cow followed me home, may I keep her? One good intern deserves another. John took a shot with his pistol and he killed his shadow. My doctor gave me a shot in the arm, but he was aiming lower. I had four visitors, one of each sex. By the way, did I tell you I flunked anatomy? I gave my wife an inch; she converted it to centimeters. Push came to shove when my car broke down. When in Rome do as the Romans do. When in New York City, forget about it.